About GingahMail

Hello there!

I’m sure you’ve come here by mistake, as no sensible person would have wound up here intentionally. But not trouble, help yourself to a cup of coffee on your way out. As there is no logical reason for you still being here, I do suggest you fuck off.

What is GingahMail:

Seeing as you’re apparently still here, I might as well tell you where you are; this is GingahMail, a place where both finances and reason come to die. It is the unnecessary placeholder for more important things, and will show you financial decline and mental distress expressed in economic terms. By placeholder, I mean GingahMail really only is the parent destination of better places. You won’t find anything above GingahMail, so stop looking. You won’t find much within either; perhaps a few letters lying around, or a quick guide to my inevitable deficit.

Why GingahMail:

GingahMail was once a mail service, delivering nothing to nobody except Gingah. And who is Gingah you ask? Gingah is Ginger, but with a slight moan at the end, and Ginger is a previous nickname of a red-haired, freckled redneck that once lived. And for the Mail part; Seeing as domain names actually cost around $10, it was cheaper to keep the old one and just twist the meaning. Mail, this time around, should be interpreted as rent or taxes, which incidentally eat up most of Gingahs money. Did this make any sense to you? No? Then I suggest you try reading it again, backwards, pronouncing each word with an Irish accent.

Thats all, really. So let me take the opportunity to once again remind you to fuck off.